February Questions Day 7-13
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bearshorty7 What's the most bizarre wrong number text that you've ever received?
I don't think I ever got a wrong text. I did get a weird wrong number phone call at 2am on New Year's Day once - that was just annoying.
8 Would you rather have a magic mirror in which you could see your dead relatives as if they were alive again but couldn't speak to you and could only glumly wave or a 2 for 1 voucher for any main meal at a Pizza Express (Monday to Thursday)?
Like a Harry Potter type Erised mirror? We;; since I never ate at Pizza Express or would want to, I would pick the mirror. I wouldn't mind waving at my grandmother. I could talk to her without her reply.
9 What's the most expensive thing that you've had eaten by a pet?
I never had pets. My parents did watch a neighbor's dog once and that dog chewed up my newly bought Ken doll's arm (this was soon after we can to America and I got a Barbie and Ken for my 13th birthday - and getting those dolls was a big thing at the time.) Now my girls play with those dolls and you can still see the bite marks. But nothing bigger than that.
10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
You can't actually stop farting - it is sort of essential to humans. Fairies would be long extinct under these conditions.
11 What's the most benign fairground or playground ride that has properly scared you?
I don't think any playground rides ever scared me but I do get scared on the Ferris Wheel because heights make me uncomfortable, especially if there are no windows and you just hang there in a basket. I rarely go on those.
12 If you could choose to have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? (Would you choose someone who was dead? What's wrong with you?)
Bear. If he was dead, I have no idea. It would have to be someone I cared about; I don't think I would be comfortable with one-night stands. What's sounds sexy or romantic in one's head is not always good in real life.
13 Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
Doing the dishes is my favorite chore - the hot water is soothing. Although I don't really mind cleaning the bathroom. Washing the floors is what I usually try to avoid or pass on to Bear to do. So I would rather never clean the bathroom.
14 If you had to marry a Muppet which Muppet would you marry?
15 What's the worst date you have ever been on?
16 What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
17 What's your favourite oxide?
18 What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you in a B&B?
19 Who is your favourite Steve?
20 What type of toothpaste do you use?
21 Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?
22 If you could quantum leap into any other person who would you leap into and what would you change in their life?
23 Have you ever been fired? If so what for?
24 Would you rather be a vapour or a liquid?
25 Is there anything you learned at school that has any kind of practical application in real life?
26 How often do you replace your pillows?
27 Which change in name of a popular product most annoyed you?
28 If you could travel back to medieval times what single object would you take back with you that would guarantee that you would be made a king/Queen (or burned for witchcraft!)?
I don't think I ever got a wrong text. I did get a weird wrong number phone call at 2am on New Year's Day once - that was just annoying.
8 Would you rather have a magic mirror in which you could see your dead relatives as if they were alive again but couldn't speak to you and could only glumly wave or a 2 for 1 voucher for any main meal at a Pizza Express (Monday to Thursday)?
Like a Harry Potter type Erised mirror? We;; since I never ate at Pizza Express or would want to, I would pick the mirror. I wouldn't mind waving at my grandmother. I could talk to her without her reply.
9 What's the most expensive thing that you've had eaten by a pet?
I never had pets. My parents did watch a neighbor's dog once and that dog chewed up my newly bought Ken doll's arm (this was soon after we can to America and I got a Barbie and Ken for my 13th birthday - and getting those dolls was a big thing at the time.) Now my girls play with those dolls and you can still see the bite marks. But nothing bigger than that.
10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
You can't actually stop farting - it is sort of essential to humans. Fairies would be long extinct under these conditions.
11 What's the most benign fairground or playground ride that has properly scared you?
I don't think any playground rides ever scared me but I do get scared on the Ferris Wheel because heights make me uncomfortable, especially if there are no windows and you just hang there in a basket. I rarely go on those.
12 If you could choose to have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? (Would you choose someone who was dead? What's wrong with you?)
Bear. If he was dead, I have no idea. It would have to be someone I cared about; I don't think I would be comfortable with one-night stands. What's sounds sexy or romantic in one's head is not always good in real life.
13 Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
Doing the dishes is my favorite chore - the hot water is soothing. Although I don't really mind cleaning the bathroom. Washing the floors is what I usually try to avoid or pass on to Bear to do. So I would rather never clean the bathroom.
14 If you had to marry a Muppet which Muppet would you marry?
15 What's the worst date you have ever been on?
16 What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
17 What's your favourite oxide?
18 What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you in a B&B?
19 Who is your favourite Steve?
20 What type of toothpaste do you use?
21 Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?
22 If you could quantum leap into any other person who would you leap into and what would you change in their life?
23 Have you ever been fired? If so what for?
24 Would you rather be a vapour or a liquid?
25 Is there anything you learned at school that has any kind of practical application in real life?
26 How often do you replace your pillows?
27 Which change in name of a popular product most annoyed you?
28 If you could travel back to medieval times what single object would you take back with you that would guarantee that you would be made a king/Queen (or burned for witchcraft!)?