February Questions Day 1-7
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1 Is there a catchphrase from an old TV show or adverts that hardly anyone else remembers but that you still use?
The awesome IKEA commercial when we see an old lamp on the street in the rain with sad music and they go "Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That is because you are crazy. It has no feelings. And the new one is much better." It was hilarious and I use it to get rid of old stuff.
2 If you could talk to any one type of animal and they could talk back to you what animal would you choose?
Maybe dolphins because they are very intelligent.
3 If you could put a custard pie in the face of anyone in the world (with no retaliation) who would you choose to do that to?
I would eat the pie. Wasting food, especially delicious food is very silly. I can never watch TV or movie food fights. All that wasted food makes me cringe, not to mention the clean up.
4 If you won the lottery would you still buy a ticket every week? What do you think of people who win a second time?
I don't buy a ticket every week now. I only buy when there is a huge jackpot and usually as part of a work pool. But if I won a big amount I would not buy again. Let someone else have a shot.
5 Have you ever fallen down stairs?
Yes. When my parents had carpet on their stairs. Once I slid down half way on my butt. Mostly I was just startled and had a sore back for a little bit.
6 What is the worst perk you've ever received because of your job?
I don't think I ever received bad perks. Or a lot of perks in general.
7 What's the most bizarre wrong number text that you've ever received?
8 Would you rather have a magic mirror in which you could see your dead relatives as if they were alive again but couldn't speak to you and could only glumly wave or a 2 for 1 voucher for any main meal at a Pizza Express (Monday to Thursday)?
9 What's the most expensive thing that you've had eaten by a pet?
10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
11 What's the most benign fairground or playground ride that has properly scared you?
12 If you could choose to have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? (Would you choose someone who was dead? What's wrong with you?)
13 Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
14 If you had to marry a Muppet which Muppet would you marry?
15 What's the worst date you have ever been on?
16 What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
17 What's your favourite oxide?
18 What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you in a B&B?
19 Who is your favourite Steve?
20 What type of toothpaste do you use?
21 Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?
22 If you could quantum leap into any other person who would you leap into and what would you change in their life?
23 Have you ever been fired? If so what for?
24 Would you rather be a vapour or a liquid?
25 Is there anything you learned at school that has any kind of practical application in real life?
26 How often do you replace your pillows?
27 Which change in name of a popular product most annoyed you?
28 If you could travel back to medieval times what single object would you take back with you that would guarantee that you would be made a king/Queen (or burned for witchcraft!)?
1 Is there a catchphrase from an old TV show or adverts that hardly anyone else remembers but that you still use?
The awesome IKEA commercial when we see an old lamp on the street in the rain with sad music and they go "Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That is because you are crazy. It has no feelings. And the new one is much better." It was hilarious and I use it to get rid of old stuff.
2 If you could talk to any one type of animal and they could talk back to you what animal would you choose?
Maybe dolphins because they are very intelligent.
3 If you could put a custard pie in the face of anyone in the world (with no retaliation) who would you choose to do that to?
I would eat the pie. Wasting food, especially delicious food is very silly. I can never watch TV or movie food fights. All that wasted food makes me cringe, not to mention the clean up.
4 If you won the lottery would you still buy a ticket every week? What do you think of people who win a second time?
I don't buy a ticket every week now. I only buy when there is a huge jackpot and usually as part of a work pool. But if I won a big amount I would not buy again. Let someone else have a shot.
5 Have you ever fallen down stairs?
Yes. When my parents had carpet on their stairs. Once I slid down half way on my butt. Mostly I was just startled and had a sore back for a little bit.
6 What is the worst perk you've ever received because of your job?
I don't think I ever received bad perks. Or a lot of perks in general.
7 What's the most bizarre wrong number text that you've ever received?
8 Would you rather have a magic mirror in which you could see your dead relatives as if they were alive again but couldn't speak to you and could only glumly wave or a 2 for 1 voucher for any main meal at a Pizza Express (Monday to Thursday)?
9 What's the most expensive thing that you've had eaten by a pet?
10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
11 What's the most benign fairground or playground ride that has properly scared you?
12 If you could choose to have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would you choose? (Would you choose someone who was dead? What's wrong with you?)
13 Would you rather never have to clean a bathroom again or never have to do dishes again?
14 If you had to marry a Muppet which Muppet would you marry?
15 What's the worst date you have ever been on?
16 What's the most impulsive thing you've ever done?
17 What's your favourite oxide?
18 What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you in a B&B?
19 Who is your favourite Steve?
20 What type of toothpaste do you use?
21 Do you see yourself as a pterodactyl or a lawnmower?
22 If you could quantum leap into any other person who would you leap into and what would you change in their life?
23 Have you ever been fired? If so what for?
24 Would you rather be a vapour or a liquid?
25 Is there anything you learned at school that has any kind of practical application in real life?
26 How often do you replace your pillows?
27 Which change in name of a popular product most annoyed you?
28 If you could travel back to medieval times what single object would you take back with you that would guarantee that you would be made a king/Queen (or burned for witchcraft!)?